LOLZ @ Ellie Sattler part: “UMMMM Theze r aggressive things n’ they’ll defend themselves, you guys. Violently 2, obvs.”
NIIICE touch w/ Doc Alan Grant fancy neck-napkin, BTW. #paleontologistswagsurfin
ChaoZ Theory explns..
Global warming: Butterflies.
The creation of Earth: Butterflies.
The assassination of JFK: Butterflies.
Why the sky is blue: Tiny imperfections on your skin.
Gravity: That’s just fuckin’ weird.
James Cameron: Him too.
The pyramids: Butterflies.
Automobiles: Butterflies.
World War II: Nazi butterflies.
Huge face-covering sunglasses: Tiny imperfections on your skin.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Strange attraction.
Butterflies: Butterflies.
Tiny imperfections on your skin: Rape of the natural world.
Hakeem Olajuwon: Butterflies.
Seinfeld: Butterflies.
Whiskey: Life found a way.
